February 2012
4 posts
“Sometimes you just have to take a chance and jump in completely even when you...”
–  My Mother
Feb 23rd
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Feb 18th
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Picking out my own clothes
Mom: “That sweater doesn’t look good. Wear this one!” Me:” I just don’t know how I’m supposed to decide!” Mom: “Do you need to send pictures to Celise to help you decide?” Me: “I was talking about choosing a grad school, not my clothes!”
Feb 18th
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You Never Know
You never know when someone May catch a dream from you You never know when a little word Or something you may do May open up the windows Of a mind that seals a light The way you love, may not matter at all But you never know it might. And just in case it could be That another’s life, through you Might possibly change for the better With a broader and brighter view It seems it might be...
Feb 3rd
January 2012
5 posts
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
1,994 notes
2012: Change Is Upon Us.
This year will most likely be a year full of change. I can not think of many people who won’t be graduating high school/ college, starting new jobs, getting married, or moving this year. The future is a scary place but I wish everyone the very best in their future endeavors. As Eleanor Roosevelt once said, “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams”! ...
Jan 1st
December 2011
5 posts
Boredom: The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
“I’m actually bored. I love it. I never thought I would have so little to do that I got bored but it happened and I love it.”- Ida
Dec 31st
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Growing up...
Sucks.
Dec 31st
Dec 24th
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Dec 12th
Dec 12th
October 2011
7 posts
Alexxa and Siri, Part 1
Alexxa: Would you eat dessert?
Siri: I found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention Desserts...12 of them are fairly close to you.
Alexxa: I've been to all these...
Oct 24th
Technology...
Me: I talk to Siri now all the time. Its like having a little personal assistant in my phone. Mal: Bahahaha u sounded like a crazy person
Oct 22nd
Birthday Joke Extravaganza From Alisa
Q;What do chinese people eat on their birthdays? A: Rice Cakes Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Don’t Birthdays burn you up? Q: What do you always get on your birthday? A: A year older: Q: Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake? A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom. Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age Q: What did the bald...
Oct 13th
The Man Date (according to my Gender...
A Man Date is “two heterosexual men socializing without the crutch of sports and business”. For instance… -taking a walk together in a botanical garden; jogging together isn’t. -attending a showing at an art gallery; attending a basketball game isn’t. Guidelines to avoid being Mispercieved: -Dinners are okay (not the candlelit tables); brunch is not okay. -Beer...
Oct 9th
Oct 8th
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“Some people call it ‘pimpin’. I call it being Ealoni”-e”
– #friedenthalswag
Oct 8th
216 Days Till The Real World....
All of the personal statements that I need to write for Graduate School Applications have forced me to not only figure out my career goals but also reminisce on how I have gotten to where I am today. Looking back on the last 3 years as a college undergrad, I have realized that every step of the way I have been extremely lucky. Yes, I have had crazy hard teachers, sure I’ve been stressed to...
Oct 3rd
September 2011
7 posts
8 tags
Sep 30th
30,267 notes
3 days, 6 phone calls, 1 office visit, & 2 lawsuit...
“Keep me updated. I need texts every five minutes to make sure you’re still alive. I just want to be sure that Crescent Park didn’t send hit men…”- Celisey528
Sep 20th
Glad to see I'm not the only one stressed out!
“College students, take a breath and realize all that you do. we try to be great students while working jobs that help to pay for the things that need to be paid for. we are part of organizations, volunteer to help out friends, we go to office hours, do homework and try to plan out the rest of our lives. we do service and internships while keeping up with loved ones and try to throw in a...
Sep 20th
“The ability to step into the world on our own often stems from the knowledge...”
– Scientific American Mind
Sep 11th
“If you want to take the road to independence and happiness, first find the right...”
– Scientific American Mind ( finally… A hw assignment I can benefit from)
Sep 7th
Gym Time!
Mal: I’m going to the gym bc I ate 2 ice cream sandwiches today, zero self control Me: I ate 2 brownie sundaes… Your point!?! Mal: Hahahahaha my point is that ur my best friend!
Sep 7th
“So I get to Starbucks today and I’m looking for J and I find her sitting...”
– Ealoni
Sep 2nd
July 2011
6 posts
Jul 25th
“Make them work for it. The minute you make them work for it, the boys will...”
– Patti, Millionaire Matchmaker Genius. (via kawaiihawaii) Words of wisdom
Jul 24th
“It’s not about how hard you hit the ground; it’s about how fast you...”
Jul 14th
Jul 9th
Jul 6th
Jul 1st
June 2011
8 posts
Jun 28th
“In life pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.”
– Advice from my Dad
Jun 27th
Happiness is...
1.) Everyday being a new adventure with my family. 2.) Getting a new apartment & making plans that usually revolve around food with my favorite person “of Hawaii” 3.) Getting text messages almost everyday from a friend that’s over 5,715 miles away. 4.) Watching Audrina every week with E. 5.) Knowing that no matter how stressed my favorite pre med genius is, she always has time to help me...
Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Dreams of Being a Wizard
Me: Did you ever wish I was a wizard?
Mother: No, but sometimes I wish you weren't stupid.
Jun 25th
“I always love you! I just don’t always like you!”
– My Mom to Ealoni
Jun 25th
“Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.”
– Conan O’Brien (via nthntrn)
Jun 14th
May 2011
4 posts
May 28th
21,316 notes
May 26th
“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...”
– Maya Angelou (via atomos)
May 19th
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May 19th
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January 2011
2 posts
“Start from the result you want to achieve, however impossible, and then work...”
– Paul Tough 
Jan 27th
Making History...
Me: ...False. I'm the play maker
Marie: I'm the coach
Me: I'm the owner of the team.
Marie: I'm the majority owner.
Me: Nope too late!
Marie: You didn't say majority. You could be the minority owner.
Me: I'm rich enough to own my own team. Enough said.
Marie: Dude NOBODY owns their own team.
Me: Clearly I just made History!
Jan 21st
December 2010
2 posts
Dear Tumblr World,
I’M BACK! I just re read all of my funny posts from the past 2 years. Today I vow to revive this blog and write down all the funny things that I experience from here on out… PREPARE YOURSELF! & GET EXCITED! 
Dec 11th
“If you’re worried about someone who dislikes you, first ask yourself whether...”
– Mighty Girl
Dec 9th